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Post by MїŊέŖvA on Apr 18, 2004 20:06:36 GMT
Basically what you do is you post a wish and the next post by someone else, begins with "Wish granted, but..." and has to ruin your wish.
For example, if I said "I wish I had all the money in the world" then the next post could be something along the lines of "Wish granted, but you are arrested for robbery and sentenced to death"
I guess I should start.. I wish I was a professional soccer player
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Post by roseypinkcheeks on Apr 18, 2004 21:26:16 GMT
...wish granted but the team you join loses every match for 2 years straight and you get so depressed that you put on 5 stone I wish I won 15 mill on the lottery
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Post by The Travelling Blue on Apr 18, 2004 21:47:03 GMT
Wish granted....but on the way to pay the cheque in at the bank it blows out of your hand and across the street...rushing out to get it there is the squeal of brakes as the traffic avoids hitting you...the cheque gets stuck to the wet coat of a dog running down the pavement and towards the clifton suspension bridge...as u reach the bridge the dog stops to relieve itself against the pillar and the cheque falls off and blows along the path...you run forward to get it but just as ur fingers grasp the evasive slip of paper a squirrel darts out in front of you, tripping you as you go flying over the parapet landing head down in the mud of the Avon Gorge to slowly suffocate.
I wish I was already back to full fitness...
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Post by BufDog on Apr 22, 2004 6:32:11 GMT
wish granted, but you become addicted to working out untill you hurt your back and are unable to move your legs for a year and gain all the wieght back again.
I wish the time distance from hawaii to other places was less...
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Post by roseypinkcheeks on Apr 22, 2004 12:44:53 GMT
wish granted but as it's quicker for you to get to other places it's also quicker for other people to get to you so you find that in months Hawaii is in-undated with hairy Europeans who wander around in leather thongs hollering at the locals.
I wish that I could live by the ocean and spend all my time painting....
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Post by MїŊέŖvA on Apr 26, 2004 13:45:22 GMT
wish granted: unfortunately, after 2 years of painting by the sea in your sea side home, global warming creates a mass of tidal waves which take your house and your pictures, and cos u havent worked for so long u cant afford any more paper.
I wish i had a driving license
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Post by Gav on Apr 27, 2004 15:13:12 GMT
Wish granted (you can have mine before I get it suspended for driving a fast car!)... but once you have one you'll start driving everywhere instead of walking, making you incredibly unfit. Eventually, this will lead to serious cardio-vascular problems that will bring to an early grave.
And that's if you manage to avoid opening yourself up to all the other perils of driving: parking tickets, speeding fines, high blood pressure from mounting frustration at the constantly stationary traffic on every over-congested road all around you...
Anyway. I wish... I wish I could think of something to wish for that I wouldn't mind not coming true! (Eg, if I wished for a Ferrari and the next post dis-spelled it, I might cry for months on end)...
How about, I wish I wasn't so stupid...?
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Post by Gav on May 25, 2004 14:44:31 GMT
Is no-one gonna grant me that one miserable wish?? I knew it was hopeless...
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Post by MїŊέŖvA on May 31, 2004 14:13:21 GMT
wish granted but then everyone else became stupid and made it illegal to be more intelligent than anyone else so therefore you are sentenced to 20 years in prison (best i could do with such a dumbass wish and no imagination ) I wish i could Dance...
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Post by Gav on Jun 1, 2004 8:47:38 GMT
Surely if I was so much smarter than all of them, I'd work out some way of avoiding that fate? "Dumbass wish with no imagination"?? That's not very nice... I'm not sure I want to grant your wish after such a cruel and heartless comment...!
But, since it's the rules of the game, wish granted. But after learning to dance like a pro, winning competitions around the world bringing you riches, fame and fortune, you find yourself under increasing pressure to keep on getting better and better. Eventually, you're working on a particularly audacious (sp?) routine when you fall and break your leg. Your career in ruins, you find yourself forgotten - yet another washed-up "celebrity" with nothing left to show for the life they once led. The comedown will be hard, and your relationships with those closest to you will be increasingly strained until they reach breaking point. You'll eventually find yourself alone and unloved in a damp, crumbling bedsit in Ipswitch overrun with rats and large insects...
Sounds nice, don't it?!? This time I wish... I wish I worked for the Ferrari F1 team. Or is that still a dumbass one?? Lol...
EDIT: I had to change your bedsit to Ipswitch coz your language filter didn't like my first suggestion of S-C-U-N-T-H-O-R-P-E!!
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Post by BufDog on Jun 3, 2004 7:10:00 GMT
wish granted but while test driving a new design your car is stolen and you lose your job and are billed 1 mil+ USD for the prototype car.
I wish better with photoshop and could sell my art ;D
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Post by Gav on Jun 4, 2004 7:48:04 GMT
How would they steal a car from an enclosed race track? But anyway, if I was testing the thing as well as designing it, I'd be happy!
So. Your wish is granted, but in an effort to learn how to use Photoshop better, you made the foolish error of listening to me (what the hell were you thinking??), believing me to better at it than I actually am. The result is that you corrupt a ton of files which makes your computer explode on startup.
After buying all the new hardware and rebuilding your system, it doesn't matter how much you sell your creations for - it won't cover the bill! Lol...
I wish I could finally finish off the Ghost Recon mod I've been making for the last ten or eleven months...
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Post by BufDog on Jun 4, 2004 8:11:28 GMT
wish granted but as soon as you finish the mod everyone loves it. But ubi notices that none of the content is copyrighted and steals it from you and markets it as Ghost Recon 2. When you attempt to claim that it is actually you're work, ubi sues your for copyright infringment and you are banned from using a computer every again.
I wish my van worked perfectally
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Post by Gav on Jun 4, 2004 8:55:22 GMT
Wish granted. But, whilst it was in a garage getting fixed, the mechanic moved it out of the way of another car and left your van parked outside on the street on double-yellow lines. When you collect your now-pristine van, the mechanic neglects to mention the parking ticket, so the first thing you know about it is when the bailiffs come to take it away.
I wish I could think of a good reason why you'd have ignored the warning letters before the bailiffs turned up in the above paragraph... Lol
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Post by MїŊέŖvA on Jun 14, 2004 9:52:33 GMT
wish granted but in the process of figuring out why buf ignored them you forgot to pay your bills and the bailiffs remove all your possessions while your out laughing at buf hehe
I wish I could get back into college
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