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Post by Gav on Jun 14, 2004 9:59:42 GMT
Nnnooooooo!!! How will I watch Ferrari win all the grands prix this year if my TV gets taken away? And what about GR? No computer?
Anyway, I suppose (grudgingly, since it's the rules of the game) wish granted, but while you are there no-one will like you coz you're too evil (just look at you laughing at me having my precious possessions taken away!)...
I wish I could stop laughing at England throwing away a solid victory last night... Being Scottish and not interested in football isn't winning me any friends today!
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Post by MїŊέŖvA on Jun 14, 2004 10:05:06 GMT
Gav make a proper wish dammit!!! ur rubbish!!! wish granted, but as you stop laughing at them Scotland lose everything including the loch ness monster and become the piss take of the whole world and due to your insensitivity after the football everyone picks on you most I wish I didnt have to go and get Thai from pre school now lol kiddin..... i wish I could go to the IAT in a Harrier this year
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Post by Gav on Jun 14, 2004 10:13:57 GMT
That's not very nice! I'm not rubbish... I just don't always share my deepest, darkest fantasy wishes with you here - which is probably for the best! Lmao...
Is now the time to tell you I've been in a Harrier before? And a Tornado. And a Jaguar. And a Chinook. And Puma. And Sea King. And Eurofighter (although admittedly never airborne for this last one). Never been in a Buccaneer (sp?) though, or a Wessex or a Merlin - my Dad never worked on them...
Your wish is granted (although it took me a minute to realise you meant the International Air Tatoo - lol), but whilst flying to the tatoo in your Harrier, the Pegasus engine fails. Since the Harrier is single-engined, you fall to earth like a brick, landing very heavily and breaking both legs and your back. The wreckage of the Harrier also falls onto the flight line, destroying every aircraft at the show. Everyone therefore sues you for their entrance fee, and the assorted air forces of the world also reclaim the billions of pounds-worth of wrecked planes from you.
I wish I was going to the IAT... Wouldn't even have to be in a Harrier. It's been ages since I went to any kind of air show...
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Post by MїŊέŖvA on Jun 14, 2004 11:14:44 GMT
lmao!!! to get in a Harrier i'd sacrifice all the money and bones in the world lol
you wanna come to the IAT with us? lol ok wish granted, but then u have to spend the day with me, my dad and my best friend which altogether is a recipe for disaster and u end up so exhausted from the stress your next wish would be that u never bothered wishing it lol
well seeing as tho the Harrier is gonna crash i'd wish to go there in a Jaguar XJ220 instead ok?
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Post by Gav on Jun 14, 2004 11:42:41 GMT
Lol... I'm not sure I could stand a day with ya - it might make me realise what I'm missing... Lmfao... Wish granted, but of course, you couldn't drive it. And even as a passenger you'd realise what many people have known for a while - the XJ220 isn't as good a car as it should've been. It doesn't get to the speed it was designed for (although admittedly it does still top 200 mph), the engine isn't as powerful as it was going to be coz they downsized it late on in the design stage, and the body is too heavy to let it corner well. So although you'd get you wish, it'd come as a big disappointment for you. I wish I could borrow a Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale and take you there in it... Or better yet, own it rather than borrow it! That'd be awsome...
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